Joke

Kisah gua sembahyang Jumaat hari ni..

Salam semua, hari ni gua sembahyang Jumaat di Masjid Al Rahman Kg Bukit Kuang, ramainya orang mungkin sebab cuti Jumaat dan cuti maulidir rasul. Dipendekkan cerita, saf penuh jadi gua kena blah keluar dari masjid tersebut bro.., alhamdulillah gua dapat juge satu tempat yang gua kira 'biarlah asalkan tak dapat sembahyang langsung' iaitu di atas ...

Contoh Surat Rasmi

Email from sis Laila Sabah. Entah siapa gerangan yang mencipta surat ini.. Perkara di atas adalah di rujuk. 2. Sebab utama permohonan ini di lakukan adalah kerana saya ingin melengkapkan kuota yang telah di peruntukkan bagi saya. Buat masa ini kuota yang telah di isi cuma satu, memandangkan masih ada 3 kekosongan, eloklah jika dapat ...

Pocong yang hampeh..

Selepas minum-minum dengan member member malam tu, aku pun start motor dan blah balik ke rumah ler. Macam biasa lah perjalanan pulang ke rumah aku mesti melalui jalan kampung yang agak gelap dan suspen. Oleh kerana dah biasa lalu jalan tu, jadi aku lalu je lah kan.. Setibanya aku di kawasan yang agak 'unik' sikit tu ...

Joke again

I got one joke for you guys.. A mother and a father were arguing on who is the most coward between them, after a long argument they decided to ask their two kids who they think was the most coward between them. The first one says," Dad is the most coward one, he`s scared of women. Whenever ...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

OK OK I know you know the answer to this riddle. The most common answer is "To get to the other side." Now lets see the 'answers' I received through email.. Who cares.. DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the ...

Office joke

An office joke from internet There were four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it, Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized ...

Sweetness taste-buds

Look what I found in my inbox today.. This happened at a major Irish University, during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in ...

I'm the Boss

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that Read: "I'm the Boss!" He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: " ...